We re Just Like You  Only Prettier Book PDF

We re Just Like You Only Prettier

  • Author : Celia Rivenbark
  • Publisher : St. Martin's Press
  • Release Date : 2010-04-01
  • Genre : Humor
  • Pages : 288
  • ISBN : 1429908254

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We re Just Like You Only Prettier Book Description :

"On the short drive to the preschool, I dutifully unwrap a NutriGrain bar and toss it into the back seat to my four-year-old. Sometimes I'll even unwrap one for myself. Studies have shown that it's very important for familes to eat together. . . . " Why couldn't the Sopranos survive living down South? Simple. You can't shoot a guy full of holes after eating chicken and pastry, spoon bread, okra, and tomatoes. What does a Southern woman consider grounds for divorce? When Daddy takes the kids out in public dressed in pajama tops and Tweety Bird swim socks. Again. What is the Southern woman's opinion of a new "fat virus" theory? Bring it on! We've got a lot of skinny friends we need to sneeze on. Want to become honest-to-Jesus white trash? Spend two weeks' salary on hair extensions and pancake makeup for your three-year-old so she can win a five-dollar trophy in the Wee Tiny Miss pageant and the adoration of, well, nobody much. What does the Southern woman think of Paul McCartney's marriage to a model thirty years younger? We're not surprised. Statistically speaking, it's almost impossible for billionaires to discover that their soulmates are fifty-five and restocking the shampoo end caps at Kmart. In this wickedly funny follow-up to her bestselling Bless Your Heart, Tramp, Celia Rivenbark welcomes you, once again, to the south she loves, the land of "Mama and them's," "precious and dahlin," and mommies who mow. Ya'll come back now, you hear.

Winter fun  From  St  Nicholas  magazine   Book PDF

Winter fun From St Nicholas magazine

  • Author : William Osborn Stoddard
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1886
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 231
  • ISBN : OXFORD:590945879

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American Book Publishing Record Book PDF

American Book Publishing Record

  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2004
  • Genre : American literature
  • Pages : 231
  • ISBN : UOM:39015066043178

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The Century Book PDF

The Century

  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1878
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 231
  • ISBN : UOM:39015027327462

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St  Nicholas Book PDF

St Nicholas

  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1884
  • Genre : Children's literature
  • Pages : 231
  • ISBN : UOM:39015081216221

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A Dollar Short Book PDF

A Dollar Short

  • Author : Karin Gillespie
  • Publisher : Simon & Schuster
  • Release Date : 2006-06-02
  • Genre : Fiction
  • Pages : 336
  • ISBN : 0743287088

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A Dollar Short Book Description :

Living from paycheck to paycheck is one way of living on the edge. When a wronged wife puts her hometown on the Hollywood star map, will she get a second chance at good fortune? A Dollar Short is a hilarious page-turner worth every last cent.

Primp Queen Fairy Tales Book PDF

Primp Queen Fairy Tales

  • Author : MaryJo Reeves
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2016-09-22
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 231
  • ISBN : 0692784942

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A memoir about two best friends.

St  Nicholas Book PDF

St Nicholas

  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1918
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 231
  • ISBN : CHI:74720984

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Carolina Comments Book PDF

Carolina Comments

  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2004
  • Genre : North Carolina
  • Pages : 231
  • ISBN : UVA:X030054232

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The Spectator Book PDF

The Spectator

  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1982
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 231
  • ISBN : STANFORD:36105007429272

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The Living Age Book PDF

The Living Age

  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1882
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 231
  • ISBN : NYPL:33433081672630

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You Can t Drink All Day If You Don t Start in the Morning Book PDF

You Can t Drink All Day If You Don t Start in the Morning

  • Author : Celia Rivenbark
  • Publisher : Macmillan
  • Release Date : 2009-09-01
  • Genre : Humor
  • Pages : 256
  • ISBN : 1429952016

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From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: • Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate • How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life • Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering • Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? • Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time • Airlines serving up one hot mess • Action figure Jesus • Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter • And much more! Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

Gleanings in Bee Culture Book PDF

Gleanings in Bee Culture

  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1878
  • Genre : Bee culture
  • Pages : 231
  • ISBN : UCAL:B4243641

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The Daisy Chain Book PDF

The Daisy Chain

  • Author : Charlotte Mary Yonge
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1856
  • Genre : England
  • Pages : 414
  • ISBN : NYPL:33433107901377

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The Daisy Chain  Or  Aspirations Book PDF

The Daisy Chain Or Aspirations

  • Author : Charlotte Mary Yonge
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1860
  • Genre : Brothers and sisters
  • Pages : 331
  • ISBN : UCBK:C046092897

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Scribners Monthly Book PDF

Scribners Monthly

  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1878
  • Genre : Literature
  • Pages : 231
  • ISBN : PRNC:32101075885978

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College Chap Book PDF

College Chap

  • Author : Harry Lee Newton
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1911
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 60
  • ISBN : IOWA:31858023951969

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