Offers a whimsical approach to baby care that likens the newest member of the family to a machine needing extra-special care, in a guide that features schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing." Original. 30,000 first printing.
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For fathers and their partners, a humorous laugh-out-loud introduction to the chaotic world of parenting, packaged as a retro car manual Regardless of the model you have taken delivery of, your baby will have certain standard equipment in common with all babies, and some which vary from model to model. No two Mother Nature Heavy Industries (MNHI) babies are identical. A humorous operating guide for fathers, this book likens a new baby to the other love in a man's life—no, not his wife, his car! This essential handbook covers everything from delivery of baby from Mother Nature Heavy Industries, regular servicing of your baby, standard equipment, the cooling system and liquid waste disposal, warning signs, even optimizing economy, and getting the most out of your baby. This is a must-have book for any father-to-be.
The Baby Owner's Manual has taught more than 300,000 parents worldwide how to "operate" newborns and infants. Now the bestselling book is back in an all-new deluxe packageand it's the perfect shower gift for any hip parent-to-be. The Baby Owner's Starter Kit includes: The Baby Owner's Manual Growth Chart, with stickers for marking baby's progress Diaper Changing Instructional Poster Babysitter's Memo Pad Decorative magnet Packaged with irreverent schematic diagrams, troubleshooting tips, and a handsome keepsake box, The Baby Owner's Starter Kit makes parenting as easy as 1-2-3.
At Last! A Beginner's Guide to Newborn Baby Technology You've programmed your DVR, you’ve installed a wireless Internet connection, you can even check Facebook on your cell phone. But none of this experience will prepare you for the world's biggest technological marvel: a newborn baby. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Baby Owner's Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What's the best way to swaddle a baby? How can I make my newborn sleep through the night? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing? Whatever your concerns, you'll find the answers here—courtesy of celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenicht and his son, Joe Borgenicht. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of childcare.
With the same hilarious blend of schematic diagrams, troubleshooting tips, and step-by-step instructions as the bestselling "The Baby Manual," this sequel explores issues of childhood from ages one to three.
- Author : Boo Heisey
- Publisher : Unknown
- Release Date : 2018-08-31
- Genre : Uncategorized
- Pages : 155
- ISBN : 1720017751
New cars come equipped with operating manuals, but new babies don't. This humorous baby owner's manual, featuring The Criblings, will help parents see the lighter side of baby ownership. It's geared for fathers and formatted like a car owner's manual with a comical slant, but even mothers with no prior baby-ownership experience will get the help they need to own and operate their new acquisitions. Not only is this book fun to read, but it also offers sound advice. Grandparents, godparents and friends of the new baby owner will likewise find it fun as well as helpful. If you've already been a parent, that's no reason not to read this manual; as you'll learn things you didn't pick up the first time around. It would make a great gift for anyone with baby-on-the-brain.
At Last! A Beginner’s Guide to Toddler Technology Just when you’ve mastered your infant’s maintenance routine, he begins to malfunction, refusing fuel, crying inexplicably, and resisting your attempts to clothe him. Your infant has upgraded to a toddler! But how can you master your toddler’s changing technology? Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Toddler Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: How should I react when my toddler throws a tantrum? How do I train my toddler for self–waste disposal? Whatever your concerns, you’ll find the answers here—courtesy of pediatric psychologist Dr. Brett R. Kuhn and co-author Joe Borgenicht. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of toddler care.
Describes simple activities suited to various educational pastimes and situations.
The Haynes Baby Manual is the best-selling practical manual on baby care written specifically for men, covering all shapes, models and sizes. Dr. Ian Banks combines his medical expertise with his experience as a father of four to produce this unique book. Covers all stages of infant development from conception to birth and on to 2 years old. Hints, tips and advice from real-life fathers and medical professionals, fault finding charts, serious illustrations and a look at the lighter side with Jim Campbell's cartoons. Printed in color and updated to include the latest opinions on IVF, breastfeeding, immunization and paternity leave.
A new edition of the best-selling practical manual on baby care written especially for men, covering all shapes, models and sizes. Dr.Ian Banks combines his medical expertise with his experience as a father of four to produce this unique book. Covers all stages of infant development from conception to birth on to 2 years old. Hints, tips and advice from real-life fathers and medical professionals, fault finding charts, serious illustrations and a look at the lighter side with Jim Campbells cartoons. Now in full colour and updated to include the latest options on breastfeeding, immunisation (including the MMR controversy) and paternity leave.
Explains how to prepare for the arrival of a baby, describes infant behavior, and offers tips on baby care
Congratulations on becoming a BABY owner! Your new acquisition, with proper care and maintenance, should provide you with many years of enjoyment. This manual is a complete guide to the care and operation of your new unit. Instructions for models XX-G, “Baby Girl” and XY-B, “Baby Boy” are included herein, with specific instructions for handling, filling, storing, transporting, cleaning, and troubleshooting. To keep your unit in proper working order, please follow all instructions carefully. Warning: The publishers of this manual are not responsible for any damage unit causes to owner’s home, property, or mental health. Please allow up to nine months for delivery. From the Trade Paperback edition.
A follow-up to 'Your New Baby - An Owner's Manual'. This new humorous gift-book is aimed at parents coping with a one-year-old toddler, in the form of a spoof 'Owner's 12-Month Service Guide', updating new baby owners on how to look after their 'older-model'.
Parents don't want their child to be disrespectful, unable to manage their emotions, and without the discipline to stay on task, yet they don't want to dishonor, overpower, or suppress their children either. Where are you on the Boot Camp - Mayhem Continuum, and how do you find your way to the center of it? Kids: An Owner's Manual will give you clear directions as well as a deep psychological understanding of your child's age appropriate developmental needs. From infants to teens, Jane's approach to parenting will help you raise loving, creative children with competence and self discipline.
Pregnancy is a time of excitement, joy, and no small amount of anxiety. Fortunately, you don't have to go it alone! The Pregnancy Instruction Manual is a comprehensive yet irreverent guide to everything you need to know, with information and advice on: Your baby's—and your—growth, trimester by trimester What to expect from your doctor's visits The joys of 'pregnancy brain' and what to do about it Separating fact from fiction when it comes to labor and delivery Each chapter is brimming with essential tips for expectant moms and dads and illustrated in the fresh, award-winning visual style that has made our Baby Owner's Manual (more than 350,000 copies sold!) a huge hit with readers everywhere.
Written by bestselling author Boris Starling, Babies is one of the first titles in the brand new Haynes Explains series. A light-hearted and entertaining take on the classic workshop manual, it contains everything you'd expect to see including exploded views, flow charts, fault diagnosis and the odd wiring diagram. It takes the reader through all stages of baby ownership, giving them all the hints and tips needed to keep them running smoothly.
This book is a must for all owners and managers who plan to open a restaurant in the future. It is a guide to staff training regarding proper service, attitude, language and knowledge.
Through surprising facts, moving stories and tested solutions, the veterinary expert from Good Morning America and The Dr. Oz Show will give every dog owner the secrets to raising a healthy, well-behaved dog. For anyone who owns a dog or is thinking about getting one, Dr. Marty Becker's manual is a must-have guide to anything and everything canine. In Your Dog: The Owner's Manual, the "best-loved family doctor for pets" shares insider secrets on how to keep puppy problems from becoming doggy disasters and how to best bond with your dog through helpful, easily accessible tips and tricks on how to: Find the right dog for your family's lifestyle Solve the most annoying behavioral problems Make sure your dog gets the exercise he needs Use food puzzles to prevent weight gain Prevent dog health problems Save money on medication, both traditional and alternative For seasoned dog owners as well as those looking to adopt a new friend, Dr. Becker provides all the insight that makes for both happy owners and happy dogs.