Offers a whimsical approach to baby care that likens the newest member of the family to a machine needing extra-special care, in a guide that features schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing." Original. 30,000 first printing.
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For fathers and their partners, a humorous laugh-out-loud introduction to the chaotic world of parenting, packaged as a retro car manual Regardless of the model you have taken delivery of, your baby will have certain standard equipment in common with all babies, and some which vary from model to model. No two Mother Nature Heavy Industries (MNHI) babies are identical. A humorous operating guide for fathers, this book likens a new baby to the other love in a man's life—no, not his wife, his car! This essential handbook covers everything from delivery of baby from Mother Nature Heavy Industries, regular servicing of your baby, standard equipment, the cooling system and liquid waste disposal, warning signs, even optimizing economy, and getting the most out of your baby. This is a must-have book for any father-to-be.
With the same hilarious blend of schematic diagrams, troubleshooting tips, and step-by-step instructions as the bestselling "The Baby Manual," this sequel explores issues of childhood from ages one to three.
- Author : Boo Heisey
- Publisher : Unknown
- Release Date : 2018-08-31
- Genre : Uncategorized
- Pages : 155
- ISBN : 1720017751
New cars come equipped with operating manuals, but new babies don't. This humorous baby owner's manual, featuring The Criblings, will help parents see the lighter side of baby ownership. It's geared for fathers and formatted like a car owner's manual with a comical slant, but even mothers with no prior baby-ownership experience will get the help they need to own and operate their new acquisitions. Not only is this book fun to read, but it also offers sound advice. Grandparents, godparents and friends of the new baby owner will likewise find it fun as well as helpful. If you've already been a parent, that's no reason not to read this manual; as you'll learn things you didn't pick up the first time around. It would make a great gift for anyone with baby-on-the-brain.
At Last! A Beginner's Guide to Newborn Baby Technology You've programmed your DVR, you’ve installed a wireless Internet connection, you can even check Facebook on your cell phone. But none of this experience will prepare you for the world's biggest technological marvel: a newborn baby. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Baby Owner's Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What's the best way to swaddle a baby? How can I make my newborn sleep through the night? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing? Whatever your concerns, you'll find the answers here—courtesy of celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenicht and his son, Joe Borgenicht. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of childcare.
Describes simple activities suited to various educational pastimes and situations.
The Haynes Baby Manual is the best-selling practical manual on baby care written specifically for men, covering all shapes, models and sizes. Dr. Ian Banks combines his medical expertise with his experience as a father of four to produce this unique book. Covers all stages of infant development from conception to birth and on to 2 years old. Hints, tips and advice from real-life fathers and medical professionals, fault finding charts, serious illustrations and a look at the lighter side with Jim Campbell's cartoons. Printed in color and updated to include the latest opinions on IVF, breastfeeding, immunization and paternity leave.
At Last! A Beginner’s Guide to Toddler Technology Just when you’ve mastered your infant’s maintenance routine, he begins to malfunction, refusing fuel, crying inexplicably, and resisting your attempts to clothe him. Your infant has upgraded to a toddler! But how can you master your toddler’s changing technology? Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Toddler Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: How should I react when my toddler throws a tantrum? How do I train my toddler for self–waste disposal? Whatever your concerns, you’ll find the answers here—courtesy of pediatric psychologist Dr. Brett R. Kuhn and co-author Joe Borgenicht. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of toddler care.
Explains how to prepare for the arrival of a baby, describes infant behavior, and offers tips on baby care
A new edition of the best-selling practical manual on baby care written especially for men, covering all shapes, models and sizes. Dr.Ian Banks combines his medical expertise with his experience as a father of four to produce this unique book. Covers all stages of infant development from conception to birth on to 2 years old. Hints, tips and advice from real-life fathers and medical professionals, fault finding charts, serious illustrations and a look at the lighter side with Jim Campbells cartoons. Now in full colour and updated to include the latest options on breastfeeding, immunisation (including the MMR controversy) and paternity leave.
Congratulations on becoming a BABY owner! Your new acquisition, with proper care and maintenance, should provide you with many years of enjoyment. This manual is a complete guide to the care and operation of your new unit. Instructions for models XX-G, “Baby Girl” and XY-B, “Baby Boy” are included herein, with specific instructions for handling, filling, storing, transporting, cleaning, and troubleshooting. To keep your unit in proper working order, please follow all instructions carefully. Warning: The publishers of this manual are not responsible for any damage unit causes to owner’s home, property, or mental health. Please allow up to nine months for delivery. From the Trade Paperback edition.
Written by bestselling author Boris Starling, Babies is one of the first titles in the brand new Haynes Explains series. A light-hearted and entertaining take on the classic workshop manual, it contains everything you'd expect to see including exploded views, flow charts, fault diagnosis and the odd wiring diagram. It takes the reader through all stages of baby ownership, giving them all the hints and tips needed to keep them running smoothly.
Parents don't want their child to be disrespectful, unable to manage their emotions, and without the discipline to stay on task, yet they don't want to dishonor, overpower, or suppress their children either. Where are you on the Boot Camp - Mayhem Continuum, and how do you find your way to the center of it? Kids: An Owner's Manual will give you clear directions as well as a deep psychological understanding of your child's age appropriate developmental needs. From infants to teens, Jane's approach to parenting will help you raise loving, creative children with competence and self discipline.
Taking advantage of the fabulous success of Quirk's Baby Owner's Manual, The Deluxe Baby Owner's Kit is the perfect all-in-one gift for any hip parent to be. The Deluxe Baby Owner's Kit includes: The Baby Owner's Manual Growth Chart (for tracking child's growth to 4 feet); Diaper Changing Instructional Poster (11 x 17); Swaddling Instructional Poster (11 x 17); Heimlich Maneuver for Infants Poster (11 x 17); Babysitter's Memo Pad (50 sheets, 8 1/2 x 3 1/2); Sheet of stickers for marking growth chart; and, Sheet of printed magnets.
A collection of two of the best-selling motoring books published, Holden versus Ford and Holden. Both books are packaged together for the first time. Holden versus Ford, Ford versus Holden, Red versus Blue, Blue versus Red, even the order in which you say these two precious words marks you for life as to which side of the white line you drive on. Holden captures the essence of these three great cars -- Commodore, Torana and Monaro, their muscle, their romance, their engineering -- as well as their glory days round the Bathurst roads. Going straight to the heart of what it means to be Australian, this special car bind is a must-have addition to any Ford or Holden lover's bookshelf. Loyalty, faith, competition, love - is expressed through two brands of motor car.
A follow-up to 'Your New Baby - An Owner's Manual'. This new humorous gift-book is aimed at parents coping with a one-year-old toddler, in the form of a spoof 'Owner's 12-Month Service Guide', updating new baby owners on how to look after their 'older-model'.
by Dr Ian Banks Dr. Ian Banks combines his medical expertise with his experience as a father of four to produce this unique book. Covers all stages of infant development from conception to birth and on to 2 years old. Hints, tips and advice from real-life fathers and medical professionals, and a look at the lighter side with Jim Campbell s cartoons. Now in full colour and updated to include the latest information on breastfeeding, immunisation (including MMR) and paternity leave. Of the first edition the Daily Telegraph said For men who don t know which end to plug the bottle in quite simply one of the best manuals on this model Junior