People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book PDF

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2016
  • Genre : Families
  • Pages : 231
  • ISBN : 1524250996

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People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book Description :

This is a collection of original essays that can not be found anywhere else.Each volume is different and you never know what you'll find. They are an assortment of Jen's childhood memories, stories about her family, and rants about everything that make her punchy all told with her usual snarky take.

People I Want To Punch In The Throat Book PDF

People I Want To Punch In The Throat

  • Author : June Bug Journals
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2019-08-07
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 114
  • ISBN : 0464160510

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People I Want To Punch In The Throat Book Description :

6 X 9 GAG NOTEBOOK/JOURNAL! 110 LINED PAGES! A sarcastic gag gift journal that is sure to get tons of laughs! Take with you everywhere you go. Funny title makes a great conversation piece. Use it as a notebook, journal or diary!

Working with People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book PDF

Working with People I Want to Punch in the Throat

  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2021-02-18
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 231
  • ISBN : 1944123199

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Working with People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book Description :

If you've ever toiled away in a cubicle or sat through the third meeting your boss scheduled to plan another meeting, then you can relate to this book. This is the third book in Jen Mann's New York Times best-selling People I Want to Punch in the Throat series and it will not disappoint!This is the book you'll want to accidentally on purpose leave on the desk of that blowhard in marketing. This is the book you'll just happen to drop next the microwave in the break room hoping that Jan in accounting reads it before she reheats last night's smelly leftovers for lunch. This is the book you'll mail anonymously to your micromanaging boss with certain passages highlighted.The Punch List:Company-wide happy hours. I barely want to work with you. I definitely don't want to have a beer with you.The Ivy Leaguers. You do know every sentence doesn't have to start with, "When I was at Princeton?"?The martyrs. You get sick days-use one. Stop dragging your sniffling, snorting, coughing, sneezing ass to work and infecting the rest of us. You're not that important.

Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book PDF

Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat

  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher : Ballantine Books
  • Release Date : 2015-10-13
  • Genre : Humor
  • Pages : 224
  • ISBN : 9780804176293

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Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book Description :

For fans of Laurie Notaro and Jenny Lawson comes an uproarious and oddly endearing essay collection for anyone trying to survive the holidays in one piece. When it comes to time-honored holiday traditions, Jen Mann pulls no punches In this hilariously irreverent collection of essays, Jen Mann, nationally bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat, turns her mordant wit on the holidays. On Mann’s naughty list: mothers who go way overboard with their Elf on the Shelf, overzealous carolers who can’t take a hint, and people who write their Christmas cards in the third person (“Joyce is enjoying Bunko. Yeah, Joyce, we know you wrote this letter.”). And on her nice list . . . well, she’s working on that one. Here, no celebration is off-limits. The essays include: • You Can Keep Your Cookies, I’m Just Here for the Booze • Nice Halloween Costume. Was Skank Sold Out? • Why You Won’t Be Invited to Our Chinese New Year Party From hosting an ill-fated Chinese New Year party, to receiving horrible gifts from her husband on Mother’s Day, to reluctantly telling her son the truth about the Easter Bunny, Mann knows the challenge of navigating the holidays while keeping her sanity intact. And even if she can’t get out of attending another Christmas cookie exchange, at least she can try again next year. Praise for Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat “Mann’s writing has transcended from witty anecdotes and complaints to notable satire. Hidden among the many laugh-out-loud zingers are lessons on how we relate to each other, and how ridiculous parenting culture has become.”—Associated Press “Following the success of her first book, she is now punching throats at holidays, starting from her being age two and continuing to the present, where she is a harried mother bemoaning not just Christmas but all holidays. . . . Harried holiday haters will chuckle and perhaps see themselves somewhere in Mann’s lifetime dis

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book PDF

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher : Independently Published
  • Release Date : 2019-03-28
  • Genre : Humor
  • Pages : 152
  • ISBN : 1091891869

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People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book Description :

Do you have a list of people that you want Punch in the Throat? I think you do. Get the Official Blank Book and write them down so you never forget these people. This is a notebook with 150 blank pages waiting for you to fill up. Instead of real violence, just write down your deepest thoughts and avoid the confrontations.There might be confusion since there are other books by Jen Mann with the same title, so for those in the back: This book is EMPTY. It's a journal. There are no words on the 150 pages. It's just sitting there aching for your words. Make a list, write a story, draw a picture, release your inner poet, rant, rave, laugh, cry!! You can do it all in this BLANK book. Because every page in this book is BLANK. There are NO WORDS in this book. If you want words, get Jen's other books.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat  6 X 9 Blank Lined Coworker Gag Gift Funny Office Notebook Journal Book PDF

People I Want to Punch in the Throat 6 X 9 Blank Lined Coworker Gag Gift Funny Office Notebook Journal

  • Author : Office Journal II
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2019-12-24
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 126
  • ISBN : 1650528752

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People I Want to Punch in the Throat 6 X 9 Blank Lined Coworker Gag Gift Funny Office Notebook Journal Book Description :

The best funny Gifts idea, perfect for writing notes or keeping a diary life goals and dreams, task list organizer, goal tracker, habit tracker and journaling.Do you have a list of people that you want Punch in the Throat? I think you do. Get this notebook and write them down so you never forget these people.

Traveling with People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book PDF

Traveling with People I Want to Punch in the Throat

  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2021-01-05
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 231
  • ISBN : 1944123180

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Traveling with People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book Description :

Have you ever returned from a vacation and felt like you needed a vacation from your vacation? That's how New York Times bestselling author Jen Mann always feels.Packing a suitcase, putting on pants, and leaving the house already sounds like a lot of work, but then you have to deal with the punch list:Delayed flights.Center seats.People who think bare feet on an airplane is a good idea.Kids who don't use headphones.Dicey hotel rooms.Crappy wifi.Food poisoning.Plus the constant reminder that you've paid a fortune for this experience.This is the fourth book in Jen Mann's New York Times bestselling People I Want to Punch in the Throat series and it will not disappoint!You'll want to pack a copy of this book in your carry-on so you can prop it over your face while you're napping--perfect for keeping the talkers at bay. You'll want to read it out loud on your next road trip--great for drowning out all the fighting in the backseat. And you'll want to have it handy when there's a three-hour wait at the amusement park--excellent for keeping your mind off how much you paid to stand in the heat for a rollercoaster just to make some f*cking memories.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book PDF

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

  • Author : Jenny West
  • Publisher : Independently Published
  • Release Date : 2018-12-04
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 112
  • ISBN : 1790723655

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People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book Description :

This lined paper journal notepad has 110 pages and is an ideal book to scribble your thoughts, shopping lists and sketches. It can be used as a school book, somewhere to write down notes or a general notepad. It provides ample space with its 6.14" x 9.21" size to jot down your daily thoughts and is a great gift for going back to school, for Christmas stockings and Birthday presents.

Just A Few People I Want to Punch in the Throat  Volumes 1   6 Book PDF

Just A Few People I Want to Punch in the Throat Volumes 1 6

  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2018-12-02
  • Genre : Humor
  • Pages : 186
  • ISBN : 1944123105

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Just A Few People I Want to Punch in the Throat Volumes 1 6 Book Description :

"Jen Mann has a hard time keeping her mouth shut. She tends to say out loud what everyone else is thinking. For the first time ever, the first six volumes of Just A Few People I Want to Punch in the Throat is available in one complete collection." - from the back cover.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book PDF

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

  • Author : Work team Publishing
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2020-01-23
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 110
  • ISBN : 9798603234304

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People I Want to Punch in the Throat Book Description :

Check out this Funny Notebook Journal, It's a nice one to carry on for meeting stuff and other funny occasions. Also good as a gift for your friends, colleagues at work, boss, etc... Click on the "Look Inside" feature to see a sample of the inside notebook. Further details: - Book: Paperback. - Pages: 110 lined pages. - Size: 6" x "9. - Cover: Matte finish.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat  Blank Lined Notebook Book PDF

People I Want to Punch in the Throat Blank Lined Notebook

  • Author : book shop
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2020-04-10
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 120
  • ISBN : 9798636005360

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People I Want to Punch in the Throat Blank Lined Notebook Book Description :

A beautiful, bright, fun notebook. Ideal for taking notes, jotting lists, brainstorming, Bible study, prayer journaling, writing in as a diary, or giving as a gift. Not too thick & not too thin, so it's a great size to throw in your purse or bag! SIZE: 6 X 9PAPER: Lightly Lined on White PaperPAGES: 120 Pages

How I F cking Did It Book PDF

How I F cking Did It

  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2019-03
  • Genre : Language Arts & Disciplines
  • Pages : 194
  • ISBN : 1798430746

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How I F cking Did It Book Description :

"Jen Mann talking me through the process of putting out STORIES I'D TELL IN BARS is the reason it sold more copies the first week than any of my traditionally published books. (And the only parts that went off the rails were the parts where I didn't heed her advice.)" - Jen Lancaster, New York Times bestselling author. Ever heard of someone making over six-figures from writing on the internet? Don't believe it can be true? Read the true story of Jen Mann, the New York Times bestselling author and award-winning blogger behind People I Want to Punch in the Throat. Jen Mann went from a small blogger with only seventy readers to an overnight internet sensation when a viral post on her blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat was read over one million times in one day. Read about how Jen took that one opportunity and turned it into the career she'd always dreamed of having. Through luck, hard work, a lot of f-bombs, and even a few mistakes Jen went on to grow her social media to over one million followers, sell over 200,000 books, give over one hundred speeches, and make over six-figures writing on the internet.Learn about Jen's journey from snarky suburban mom toiling in her basement to partnerships with world-famous ad agencies who pick her brain and well-known brands who want her help selling to Hollywood who thinks she should be her own television show. Jen brings her authentic and real tell-it-like-it-is style to this book. Jen is known for her dedication to helping other writers succeed and she will give you all her advice and tell you the real deal. She will show you exactly how she did it and how you can too! She calls How I F*cking Did It half how-to, half inspiration, and half get-it-done. (Yeah, math is not her strong suit.)

I Just Want to Pee Alone Book PDF

I Just Want to Pee Alone

  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Throat_punch Books
  • Release Date : 2013-02-27
  • Genre : Child rearing
  • Pages : 196
  • ISBN : 0988408031

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I Just Want to Pee Alone Book Description :

Subtitle on cover: A collection of hilarious essays about motherhood.

But Did You Die  Book PDF

But Did You Die

  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2017-05-02
  • Genre : American wit and humor
  • Pages : 183
  • ISBN : 1944123040

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But Did You Die Book Description :

But Did You Die? is the fifth hilarious installment in the New York Time bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series. But Did You Die? is a collection of terrible (but also kind of good) parenting advice from some of the funniest moms and dads on the 'net. And that one super helpful childless friend we all have who loves to tell us we're parenting wrong. Put your kids in front of the TV and let them eat junk while you read this book and laugh your tail off. We set the bar low so you can feel better about your parenting skills. You're welcome.

I Still Just Want to Pee Alone Book PDF

I Still Just Want to Pee Alone

  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher : Throat_punch Books
  • Release Date : 2015-03-12
  • Genre : American wit and humor
  • Pages : 196
  • ISBN : 0988408066

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I Still Just Want to Pee Alone Book Description :

Motherhood is tough. You'll laugh or cry, so you might as well laugh. I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is the third book in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! Motherhood is STILL the toughest - and STILL the funniest - job you'll ever love. We know that raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful - TGIF means nothing to a mother! You said it before and you're saying it again, "I STILL just want to pee alone!" I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is ANOTHER collection of hilarious and heartwarming essays from 40 MORE of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat Bad Parenting Moments Let Me Start By Saying The Sh*tastrophy. Featuring essays like: It's Not Pee. It's You. Open Letter to My Daughter: My Mother was Right and You Should Think I Am, Too. And Then God Laughed Flames, Knives, and Fear: A Family Dinner Let's Piss Off the Babies

Midlife Bites Book PDF

Midlife Bites

  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher : Ballantine Books
  • Release Date : 2022
  • Genre : Middle-aged women
  • Pages : 272
  • ISBN : 0593158512

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Midlife Bites Book Description :

A smart, personal, darkly funny examination of what it's like to be at the crossroads of a midlife crisis, from the New York Times bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat. Jen Mann had what appeared to be the perfect life: a successful career as a bestselling author and award-winning blogger, a devoted husband, teenage kids who weren't total jerks, and a badass minivan. So imagine her surprise when, at forty-seven years old, a midlife crisis kicked her straight in the ladybits. In an attempt to deal with the resulting range of emotions and physical changes in midlife, Jen posted a completely honest now-viral post, Anyone Else Falling Apart Or Is It Just Me? The response was instantaneous and overwhelming. Women from all over the country flooded the comments section, glad to see they weren't the only ones experiencing this feeling of isolation and dissatisfaction. It was the beginning of a movement. Midlife Bites encompasses these important conversations and observations and creates a space for women to navigate through this major point in their lives together, offering valuable insights and takeaways. Jen shares her own story as well as advice and wisdom from the online community she built. Please note, this is not your mother's midlife crisis. Different from the typical self-help author, Jen tackles everything that bites about midlife, and nothing is off-limits with her no-nonsense approach. Subjects include: raging hormones; sex (after forty); finding your purpose; learning to make new friends (yes, even as a grown-up); moving out of your comfort zone; having conversations that count, no more small talk; and how to deal with rogue chin hairs (and other nuisances). Midlife Bites is Jen Mann's call to action. She is leading the movement to create a new space where middle-aged women can share openly and honestly with one another. This no-BS collection of essays will help start the conversation and keep it going, because as women, we all have a righ

The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets Book PDF

The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets

  • Author : Kim Bongiorno
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2015-04-10
  • Genre : Parenting
  • Pages : 216
  • ISBN : 0996226206

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The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets Book Description :

Following the enormous success of their first book, The Big Book of Parenting Tweets, Science of Parenthood and Kate Hall are back with The BIGGER Book of Parenting Tweets, featuring EVEN MORE of the funniest parents on Twitter! Venturing deep into the Twitterverse in search of even more hilarity, those intrepid editors discovered more than FIFTY of the funniest comedians who just happen to be parents. Together with still more of Science of Parenthood's signature cartoons and special "behind the tweets" stories, Book Two is BIGGER ... it's BOLDER ... and gosh darn it, people LIKE it! Praise for The Big Book of Parenting Tweets: "The perfect book for parents who want -- NEED -- to laugh, but don't have time to sit down and read a daunting book. Grab it, head to the bathroom and lock the door until they find you!" - Jill Smokler, author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy "The Big Book of Parenting Tweets dishes up bite-size nuggets of funny. Impossible to read just one." - Jen Mann, author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-Off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges "This book is HILARIOUS. Being a parent is a frustrating, hilarious, weird, wild experience. This book captures some of the best of our snark. You need it. You do." - Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink and Swear A terrific read, featuring some of the funniest (and most honest) parents in the Twitterverse... my go-to gift for new parents! - Johanna Stein, author of How Not To Calm A Child On A Plane and Other Parenting Advice from a Questionable Source Here is just a peek at some of what you'll find inside: I don't believe in spanking my children, but I do believe in flipping them off from the other room. - Jewel Nunez (@OneFunnyMummy) Me prying a toy hammer from my 4yo: "Stop. It's not hammer time!" Parenting is lonely when nobody's there to hear your outdated references. - Full Metal Mommy (@FullMetalMommy) The saddest thing I have ever seen is watching my son trying to c

Hair of the Corn Dog Book PDF

Hair of the Corn Dog

  • Author : Amanda K. Turner
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2014-02-01
  • Genre : Families
  • Pages : 220
  • ISBN : 0991375920

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Hair of the Corn Dog Book Description :

In the latest laugh-out-loud confessional from A.K. Turner's "Tales of Imperfection" series, the author relates her adventures on the Jersey Shore, at an Idaho drag show with her in-laws, and surviving the perils of an elementary school ice-cream social with equal parts wit and heart. The laughter pairs well with two parts cocktail.

Christmas Confessions and Cocktails Book PDF

Christmas Confessions and Cocktails

  • Author : Vicki Lesage
  • Publisher : CreateSpace
  • Release Date : 2015-07-27
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 244
  • ISBN : 1515037576

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Christmas Confessions and Cocktails Book Description :

#1 Amazon Best Selling Author American-turned-Parisian Vicki tells it like it is, from her crazy Christmases growing up in the Midwest to her even crazier holidays in her new home in France. Bizarre gifts, stomach-turning food, and holiday travel disasters are just some of the tales you'll chuckle at in this installment of the Paris Confessions series. This Christmas-themed memoir features 25 funny and heartwarming essays, all with a tenuous tie to Christmas, and pairs each with a delicious drink recipe. So grab your martini shaker and get ready for tasty cocktails and hearty laughs this holiday season! A humorous collection of holiday-inspired stories with Christmas drink recipes If you're looking for a great read this holiday season, don't miss Christmas Confessions & Cocktails! The 25 stories in this holiday collection take you on an adventure full of Christmas spirit (and spirits, with the Christmas cocktail recipes). And it makes the perfect Christmas gift! Interview with the AuthorQ. What was your inspiration to write the Confessions series? A. After a few too many drinks at the bar, I either turn to storytelling or karaoke. I'm much better at storytelling-or so my friends say! They encouraged me to put my tales to paper, and thus was born my series of memoirs, essentially a collection of funny essays. Q. OK, so they're technically memoirs. But they seem different than traditional memoirs. How would you categorize them? A. Most of the best selling memoirs are written by celebrities, who already have a huge audience. I had to choose a different angle in order to stand out, so I went for humor. I hope people find my memoirs funny, with all the dating humor you would find in chick lit. I also talk about my travels, so my books would appeal to anyone who likes travel humor and travel memoirs by women. Confessions of a Paris Party Girl includes partying and dating humor, while Confessions of a Paris Potty Trainer would fall into the parenting humor or pregnancy hum

Punch Book PDF

Punch

  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1869
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 231
  • ISBN : BSB:BSB10532103

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Punch Book Description :