Bloop  Bloop   Goes the Poop Book PDF

Bloop Bloop Goes the Poop

  • Author : Temara Moore
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2012-03
  • Genre : Defecation
  • Pages : 28
  • ISBN : 0985297506

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Bloop Bloop Goes the Poop Book Description :

A boy learns to listen to his body to know when it is time to use the toilet.

Poop Tales Book PDF

Poop Tales

  • Author : Jeffrey Scott; Jeffery James
  • Publisher : Author House
  • Release Date : 2009-01-24
  • Genre : Humor
  • Pages : 80
  • ISBN : 1477276696

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Poop Tales Book Description :

Many people say, “You can’t judge a book by its cover”. That saying definitely doesn’t apply in this case, because the title and picture say it all. In this book the vulnerability of us all is humorously exposed as we typically find ourselves trying to hide the human condition, which has been passed down throughout mankind. If you breathe, then you eat, if you eat then you poop. No one is exempt from this natural act of waste disposal. However, most people will sit in misery rather than admit the need to go. Whether you are rich or poor, man or woman, you know you have been stuck in some kind of compromising situation. Maybe you have experienced the helplessness of finishing your business, only to discover an empty toilet paper cylinder at your side as you contemplate your options before heading back in to the office. Possibly it was the embarrassment of trying to expel a little gas to relieve an uncomfortable pressure, only to find a science experiment gone wrong in your drawers when the gas changed to a liquid. Or perhaps the awkwardness of a first date has been multiplied by a thousand, as you begin to feel the grumbles in your stomach set in after dinner. Each hilarious tale tells of the experiences of the authors from many different stages in their lives. They share experiences ranging from their own childhood, through the college years, into young adulthood and finally reach full circle with funny tales about their own children. These stories have been written with every intention of making you smile if you must be stuck on the throne for any length of time. Can you honestly think of a better topic for the most notorious and infamous reading room in history?

Poop Tales Book PDF

Poop Tales

  • Author : Jeffrey Scott
  • Publisher : AuthorHouse
  • Release Date : 2009-01-01
  • Genre : Humor
  • Pages : 80
  • ISBN : 9781438942131

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Poop Tales Book Description :

Man's behavior has become excessively wicked, and has done violence to his own soul. Despite the subpoena of the Ten Commandments, he has not obeyed the lawful order of God's government. He is thereby held in contempt of the Supreme Court of Heaven. The contemnor's charge is beyond reasonable doubt, having impaired the dignity of the law and failure to respect his Creator. Evidently, his behavior has been disorderly, insolent, and brazen. Therefore, a bench warrant with a penal notice has been issued for him to be arraigned before the Supreme Judge of the universe, (Revelation 14: 6-7). This book reminds us that our own epoch, like others before has its own assumptions and illusions about life. Each generation is influenced by the previous one, and any defense of virtues becomes an offense. People simply adjust to rising temperature of wickedness. Repentance is the greatest disinfectant for the stench of a sinful soul. In this confusion, Christ is more than the spider in the web of human affairs: more than the bee in the hive of life's circumstances. He is often the honey in the comb that sweetens life's bitterness.

In Limbo Book PDF

In Limbo

  • Author : A.D. Aliwat
  • Publisher : Altair Press
  • Release Date : 2021-01-21
  • Genre : Fiction
  • Pages : 587
  • ISBN : 9780578725901

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In Limbo Book Description :

"There's something in the air, but it isn't love." Apocalyptic forces both real and imaginary loom large in this sprawling philosophical novel set in 2012 New York City. Ray, an Ivy League grad and struggling fledgling journalist, is a few weeks into trying to make ends meet as a bicycle courier when he mounts an investigation to solve the mystery of his own death. Along the way, he strikes up a strange romance with Haruka— a 19-year-old seeking self-empowerment through a malevolent form of online dating— and finds himself taken under the wing of an exalted, aging academic, Emerson, whose Virgil-like guidance might not be all that it seems. Equal parts zany existential detective story, scathing Web 2.0 sendup, and poignant elegy for what was lost in the smartphone revolution, In Limbo asks critical psychological and spiritual questions about what it means to be alive— and human— in the 21st century.

The Bible 2 0 Book PDF

The Bible 2 0

  • Author : Nathan Smithe
  • Publisher : Nathan Smithe
  • Release Date : 1969-04-20
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 232
  • ISBN : 9781448682782

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The Bible 2 0 Book Description :

Join God and Jebus and The Holy Toaster and Gilberto McCheasyfries the Sheep and a slew of others in The Bible 2.0, a magical tale of drama, intrigue, fantasy, murder, magic, drugs, thermonuclear physics, sex, prison life, basket weaving, and unicorns.. each spine tingling word more exiting than the previous! Word!

A Week of Mondays Book PDF

A Week of Mondays

  • Author : Jessica Brody
  • Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)
  • Release Date : 2016-08-02
  • Genre : Young Adult Fiction
  • Pages : 320
  • ISBN : 9780374382728

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A Week of Mondays Book Description :

When I made the wish, I just wanted a do-over. Another chance to make things right. I never, in a million years, thought it might actually come true... Sixteen-year-old Ellison Sparks is having a serious case of the Mondays. She gets a ticket for running a red light, she manages to take the world’s worst school picture, she bombs softball try-outs and her class election speech (note to self: never trust a cheerleader when she swears there are no nuts in her bake-sale banana bread), and to top it all off, Tristan, her gorgeous rocker boyfriend suddenly dumps her. For no good reason! As far as Mondays go, it doesn’t get much worse than this. And Ellie is positive that if she could just do it all over again, she would get it right. So when she wakes up the next morning to find she’s reliving the exact same day, she knows what she has to do: stop her boyfriend from breaking up with her. But it seems no matter how many do-overs she gets or how hard Ellie tries to repair her relationship, Tristan always seems bent set on ending it. Will Ellie ever figure out how to fix this broken day? Or will she be stuck in this nightmare of a Monday forever? From the author of 52 Reasons to Hate My Father and The Unremembered trilogy comes a hilarious and heartwarming story about second (and third and fourth and fifth) chances. Because sometimes it takes a whole week of Mondays to figure out what you really want.

The Pooping Tree Book PDF

The Pooping Tree

  • Author : Anniebelle MaNess
  • Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
  • Release Date : 2020-09-02
  • Genre : Fiction
  • Pages : 24
  • ISBN : 9781642148213

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A Day in the Life of a Poo  a Gnu  and You Book PDF

A Day in the Life of a Poo a Gnu and You

  • Author : Mike Barfield
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release Date : 2021-03-16
  • Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
  • Pages : 128
  • ISBN : 9781534467224

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A Day in the Life of a Poo a Gnu and You Book Description :

Packed with comics, diagrams, and “secret diaries,” this book is a wondrous, encyclopedic glance at a dizzying host of different things—from hearts to farts to coconuts—and makes a hilarious and informative guide for curious young readers. Join the hilarious exploration of “a day in the life” of nearly 100 things on Earth. Find out what exactly your tongue does all day long, how a Japanese knotweed destroys everything in its path, and why no two snowflakes are ever the same. From the gross and smelly to the beautiful and fascinating, this book is a treasure trove of entertaining information.

Lucifer  2018    15 Book PDF

Lucifer 2018 15

  • Author : Dan Watters
  • Publisher : Vertigo
  • Release Date : 2019-12-18
  • Genre : Comics & Graphic Novels
  • Pages : 22
  • ISBN : PKEY:T1853700155001

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Lucifer 2018 15 Book Description :

Lucifer is hosting. With his new abode complete, the prince of darkness is throwing a nice little housewarming dinner party to break the place in. Invited are a collection of miserable individuals whose souls are the devil’s to command. But when an uninvited guest by the name of John Constantine crashes the party, all hell breaks loose. Meanwhile: a horn is blown, a dead man is murdered, and a closet proves to be quite a bit more spacious than first expected.Lucifer is hosting. With his new abode complete, the prince of darkness is throwing a nice little housewarming dinner party to break the place in. Invited are a collection of miserable individuals whose souls are the devil’s to command. But when an uninvited guest by the name of John Constantine crashes the party, all hell breaks loose. Meanwhile: a horn is blown, a dead man is murdered, and a closet proves to be quite a bit more spacious than first expected.

Justice League of America  2006    45 Book PDF

Justice League of America 2006 45

  • Author : James Robinson
  • Publisher : DC Comics
  • Release Date : 2011-08-31
  • Genre : Comics & Graphic Novels
  • Pages : 30
  • ISBN : PKEY:T0516300455001

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Justice League of America 2006 45 Book Description :

A prelude to the JLA/JSA crossover event 'The Dark Things!' Supergirl rejoins the JLA as incredible, ancient forces of chaos are unleashed. What could possess her and Power Girl to battle to the death? And what horrors await the rest of the Justice League and Justice Society?

Catsup Book PDF

Catsup

  • Author : Randi Giles
  • Publisher : iUniverse
  • Release Date : 2011-10
  • Genre : Cats
  • Pages : 236
  • ISBN : 9781462038954

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Catsup Book Description :

Coco the family dog has been dognapped! When Snowflake the cat is forced to take over for Coco as Danny's trucking buddy, the finicky feline is at first down on the idea of traveling in an 18-wheeler until she has a change of heart and decides to become the greatest truck-driving cat EVER! Conflicts arise when Danny is assigned a bullying partner (and his sidekick, a street-tough Chihuahua) to haul a high security load across America. When confronted by two violent gangs in the mountains of Colorado, it is up to Snowflake and Paco to save their owners and the precious cargo. But can the unlikely team stop bickering long enough to pull together and save the truck? With Halloween right around the corner, it turns into a howling and meowing good time when Paco, as count Dracula (turned snake), and Snowflake, as the Gato Diablo, send the bad guys running for their lives. All the while, Danny, striving to do what is right, finds himself butting heads with thieves, mobsters, dirty cops, and a beautiful but mysterious woman. Angels and devils collide as Danny's runaway truck plunges down a mountainside with Snowflake at the wheel and bad guys in hot pursuit. Fluffing out her tail and raising one paw to the air, she voices her challenge to a dark world. "TAKE THAT!"

The Astounding Wolf Man Complete Collection Book PDF

The Astounding Wolf Man Complete Collection

  • Author : Robert Kirkman
  • Publisher : Image Comics
  • Release Date : 2017-06-28
  • Genre : Comics & Graphic Novels
  • Pages : 664
  • ISBN : 9781534305380

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The Astounding Wolf Man Complete Collection Book Description :

For the first time ever, the complete ASTOUNDING WOLF-MAN is collected in one volume! When Gary Hampton is mauled and left for dead, his life takes a drastic turn! When the moon is full, he transforms into a beast of the night„a werewolf! But this curse will not be used for evil. Witness the birth of the world's most unlikely new superhero„The Astounding Wolf-Man! Collects ASTOUNDING WOLF-MAN #1-25 and INVINCIBLE #57.

Rimes and More Rhymes Book PDF

Rimes and More Rhymes

  • Author : Don McCabe
  • Publisher : AVKO Foundation
  • Release Date : 1994-07-01
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 258
  • ISBN : 9781564000262

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Rimes and More Rhymes Book Description :

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  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2010
  • Genre : Israel
  • Pages : 231
  • ISBN : OSU:32435083697508

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No Paltry Thing Book PDF

No Paltry Thing

  • Author : Larry L. Meyer
  • Publisher : Calafia Press
  • Release Date : 2004
  • Genre : Family & Relationships
  • Pages : 241
  • ISBN : 0942273052

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No Paltry Thing Book Description :

No Paltry Thing is a sequel to Meyer's My Summer with Molly: The Journal of a Second Generation Father, widely praised winner of the 1990 Benjamin Franklin Award for Autobiography.

Uncle John s Creature Feature Bathroom Reader For Kids Only  Book PDF

Uncle John s Creature Feature Bathroom Reader For Kids Only

  • Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release Date : 2012-09-01
  • Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
  • Pages : 408
  • ISBN : 9781607106678

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Uncle John s Creature Feature Bathroom Reader For Kids Only Book Description :

Get ready to walk on the wild side! Once upon a time, Uncle John set his ghouls on a task to create three new For Kids Only! books: Strange & Scary, Wild & Woolly, and Under the Slimy Sea. But then a giant green creature oozed out of the muck and gobbled them all up! And what did that horrible thing spit out? This book--Creature Feature! It’s bubbling over with more than 400 pages of blood-curdling facts, gut-wrenching activities, cringe-inducing jokes, and head-spinning true stories--all made even more icky by all the freaky photographs and illustrations. Whether it walks, limps, gallops, flies, crawls, swims, or just sits there and makes fart noises--chances are you’ll encounter it in Creature Feature. So have a spooky good time checking out . . . * The World's Smelliest Sneaker * Dog-sized horses and horse-sized dogs * The great ball of snot * An armadillo invasion and a turtle traffic jam * Zombies, Bigfoot, and “the mothman” * How to make your own mummy * Why polar bears don't eat penguins * Vengeful ghosts and haunted castles * And much more! Don't say we didn't warn you.

Fort Saint George Gazette Book PDF

Fort Saint George Gazette

  • Author : Madras (India : State)
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1962
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 231
  • ISBN : UCAL:C2627374

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Shards o  hippo lettuce Book PDF

Shards o hippo lettuce

  • Author : Sheridan J Twagthorn
  • Publisher : Lulu.com
  • Release Date :
  • Genre : Uncategorized
  • Pages : 231
  • ISBN : 9781471639234

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Proceedings Book PDF

Proceedings

  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 1996
  • Genre : Technology
  • Pages : 231
  • ISBN : UOM:39015035248023

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Matt Wagner s Grendel Tales Omnibus Book PDF

Matt Wagner s Grendel Tales Omnibus

  • Author : James Robinson
  • Publisher : Dark Horse Comics
  • Release Date : 2017
  • Genre : COMICS & GRAPHIC NOVELS
  • Pages : 472
  • ISBN : 9781506703282

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Matt Wagner s Grendel Tales Omnibus Book Description :

Grendel Tales, is a never-before-collected omnibus, featuring Matt Wagner's Grendel, written by some of comics best authors and illustrators. In this dystopian futuristic tale, Grendel, the spirit of vengeance, has become the focus of a world wide religion, with thousands of people worshipping the spirit of vengeance and hoping to host it. Perfect for longtime fans of the series or a great place for newcomers!